So again this morning was one of those mornings where I’m up before 11, so I run over to McDo for my favorite fastfood breakfast: The Sausage Egg McMuffin.
Girl at counter: “I’m sorry, we only have Sausage McMuffin and Egg McMuffin. We’re out of Sausage and Egg McMuffin.”
Me: “Can’t you take a Sausage McMuffin and put an egg in it?”
I had the Sausage McMuffin. But I was not happy. I considered buying both an Egg and a Sausage, but I realized I would be rewarding McDo for not giving me what I wanted in the first place, so screw that.
Can someone please tell me why they couldn’t just put an egg in it? I do not like living my life thinking McDo is run by a bunch of retards*.
*More about that later.